me at friends house

friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house

aiclan:

when someone eats food you were saving

image

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

toddkraine:

going back to school

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

urlannoying:

Chicken McThuggetsimage

2hunna:

mydogsnokes:

if you write in cursive i hate you

ℒℴℓ

dear cas,