starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

the-yolocaust:

dont talk to me unless you have this haircut

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

youtubers-ugh:

joe’s snapchat

lwordforever:

me about everything

dear cas,